Bob Stoops, the Oklahoma Sooners football coach, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Oklahoma Sooner flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Bob," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Bob felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three-story mansion with, a bright blue turfed yard, blue and orange picket fence, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous BSU Bronco flag, and in every window, he could see Bronco fans. Bob looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question.
I was a good coach, I won a national championship in 2000,
4 Big 12 Championships, 8 bowl game appearances including 5 BCS Bowls."
God said, "So what do you want to know, Bob?" "Well, why does Chris Petersen, The BSU coach, get a better house than me?" God chuckled and said, "Bob, that's not Coach Petersen's house; that's mine."