For you Apple Geeks

For weeks I have been debating on buying an Apple Iphone. . . Now this info comes from MS. VP, Thanks Viv.

Subject: New Apple Product For you Apple Geeks!

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

Since I don't qualify and there is no phone or camera, I think I still want the Iphone!