From Boise's Craiglist !?!

 

Looking for a mime with a drinking problem (Boise)


Reply to: comm-xh4sg-1067422407@craigslist.org  Date: 2009-03-09, 2:59PM MDT

The peeps of Uncle Boise need a mime to accompany us on our First Annual Tattoo Scavenger Hunt on Saturday, March 14. The mime needs to have a drinking problem as we'll be strolling through the land of intoxication while visiting the best dive bars downtown Boise has to offer. If you're a mime, or know one, and want your habit sponsored by us for the evening, all the mime needs to do is pub crawl with us, drink, and do whatever it is that a mime does. We'll even take care of the mime's transportation to and from the event, because mimes should never drive drunk. 

Interested mimes should reply to this ad. Oh, and please, no wanna be mimes, you need to have your own mime outfit and face paint. 

An entire mime troop would be awesome, especially if one's a midget.