May of had to much time and not enought to drink this weekend. "The worse thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober." --William Butler Yeats
"My uncle was the town drunk—and we lived in Chicago." --George Gobel
"Beware of the man who does not drink." --Proverb
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." - Frank Zappa.
It's never quite the same when you're sober, is it?~ Al Bundy
"And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning." - Winston Churchill, replying to Bessie Braddock who told him he was drunk.
"24 hours a day, 24 beers in a case . . . coincidence, I think not."
"Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question."
"Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink." - Bumper sticker
"And God said, 'Let there be vodka !' And He saw that it was good. Then God said, 'Let there be light !' And then He said, 'Whoa - too much light'."
“Drink and drive. We need the business." - Bumper sticker seen on a tow truck.â€
"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory" - Bumper sticker.
"There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer." --Joan Goldstein
"'twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it." - W. C. Fields.
"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle." --Henny Youngman
"A productive drunk is the bane of moralists." --Unknown
"Bourbon." --Tallulah Bankhead’s last words
"God looks after fools, drunkards and the United States." --Anonymous
"Draft beer, not people!" --Sixties peace slogan
"I drink to make other people interesting." --George Jean Nathan
"Somebody left the cork out of my lunch." --W.C. Fields
"Why don’t we get drunk and screw?" --Jimmy Buffett
"I feel sorry for people who don’t drink when they wake up in the morning. That’s as good as they’re going to feel all day." --Frank Sinatra
"I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy." --Tom Waits
“Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don’t know where the bathroom is." --Billy Carter
"Something has been said for sobriety but very little." --John Berryman
"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough." --Mark Twain
"An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do." --Dylan Thomas
"You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." --Dean Martin
“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.†—Dean Wormer, Animal House, 1978
“Didn’t you ever get really shitfaced and maybe make a complete fool of yourself and still have an excellent time?†—Gib, The Sure Thing, 1985
“Here’s 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later.†—Ricky, Made, 2001