Monday Follies-Idaho Investment Plan

IDAHO RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1, 000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.

Further Suggested reading. . . Drink and Grow Rich by Napolean Hill Start Late, Finish Later by David Bach The Seven Habits of Highly Inebriated People by Steven Covey Win friends and Influence Bartenders by Dale Carnegie The Power of Positive Drinking by Norman Vincent Peale The Seven Spirit Laws of Success By Deepak Chopra The Power of Brew by Scott Martineau The Beer Is Flat by Thomas L. Friedman and Oliver Wyman Men are from Bars, Women from Venus by John Gray

Thanks M-3